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leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

(via asian)

doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

(via i-just-need-food)

gapjeans:

when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything

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(via humorful)

This Just Happened

  • Movie theater worker: *Upon seeing my smeared mascara* Just come out of The Fault In Our Stars?
  • Me: No
  • Me: How to Train Your Dragon 2

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

(via asian)

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

(Source: skittlevodka, via bastille)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

(via perks-of-being-chinese)